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[edgedsanity]

The news of my death has been greatly been unreported by and large. It was only a bullet and not something important like a missing spine. On the other hand, from what I can see, most of those crawling through this unforgiven cesspool of primeval whine are missing said vertebrate. It truly makes me wonder which of you creatures need to learn how the world works and which one of you needs to be removed.

And countdowns are not sexy. Unless it involves acid.

Dull and trite, oh how I love thee in all thy ways. You bring the idiots far from the fields to dress thee up in meaningless words and give them speech in which they assume they know that what they speak of. Rotten thy core and soft thy lips and shall thee grant such unpardonable strife, than I shall smote thy eyes with a bitter tongue.

And if thy tongue is made from grounds I'll take three sugars and a shot of whiskey for my breakfast.

Comments

[ttlymostspecial.livejournal.com]

I agree.

[edgedsanity.livejournal.com]

Do you count things down to prove something or just need to make sure you don't forget which day is which in your apointment book?

[ttlymostspecial.livejournal.com]

Some people forget the way time slips. I don't.

[edgedsanity.livejournal.com]

Time's a useless thing. All it does is remind you how much longer your body rusts from the air.

[ttlymostspecial.livejournal.com]

Time is bigger than all of us and without it there is nothing.

[edgedsanity.livejournal.com]

There was everything before time. Time was created by order. Chaos does not need it.

[ttlymostspecial.livejournal.com]

There is order within chaos.

[edgedsanity.livejournal.com]

Are you going to speak to me about paradoxes and Chaos Theory?

Been there. Done that. Had a bastard child.

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