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[edgedsanity]

The news of my death has been greatly been unreported by and large. It was only a bullet and not something important like a missing spine. On the other hand, from what I can see, most of those crawling through this unforgiven cesspool of primeval whine are missing said vertebrate. It truly makes me wonder which of you creatures need to learn how the world works and which one of you needs to be removed.

And countdowns are not sexy. Unless it involves acid.

Dull and trite, oh how I love thee in all thy ways. You bring the idiots far from the fields to dress thee up in meaningless words and give them speech in which they assume they know that what they speak of. Rotten thy core and soft thy lips and shall thee grant such unpardonable strife, than I shall smote thy eyes with a bitter tongue.

And if thy tongue is made from grounds I'll take three sugars and a shot of whiskey for my breakfast.

Comments

[ex-regenera246.livejournal.com]

Sounds healthy.

[edgedsanity.livejournal.com]

Good old Irish breakfast. Good for those cold mornings.

[ex-regenera246.livejournal.com]

But its warm.

[edgedsanity.livejournal.com]

Lies. It can't be warm when there's frost on the doors.

[ex-regenera246.livejournal.com]

No, its warm outside! It's still summer...

[edgedsanity.livejournal.com]

But watch the leaves fall and the question is there. It's only summer because the frost hasn't settled in.

[ex-regenera246.livejournal.com]

Well, that and its August.

[ttlymostspecial.livejournal.com]

Countdowns show an acute sense and awareness of time.

[edgedsanity.livejournal.com]

Countdowns shows a need for a moat filled with sharks with lasers on their freaking heads.

[ttlymostspecial.livejournal.com]

I like sharks.

[edgedsanity.livejournal.com]

Sharks are wonderful creatures full the milk of kindness. They don't need lasers on their freaking heads to guard a forbidden secret hideout on some island some where.

[ttlymostspecial.livejournal.com]

I agree.

[edgedsanity.livejournal.com]

Do you count things down to prove something or just need to make sure you don't forget which day is which in your apointment book?

[somes-auditus.livejournal.com]

When did you die, and you'll eat my pancakes just like everyone else does for breakfast.

[edgedsanity.livejournal.com]

Die? I said it was largely unreported, so it never happened.

Does it have coffee attached?

[somes-auditus.livejournal.com]

....Ah.

Yes, it does. I make good coffee.

[edgedsanity.livejournal.com]

Add some whiskey for the perfect breakfast.

[somes-auditus.livejournal.com]

What are you, a salesman now?

[edgedsanity.livejournal.com]

I cannot have my whiskey? What Irishman would I be without it?

//voice

[ghg-chapel.livejournal.com]

...

If you're dead, how did ya come back?

voice

[edgedsanity.livejournal.com]

It must have been God's act of kindness.

//voice

[ghg-chapel.livejournal.com]

I don't know if I should take ya seriously or not.

voice

[edgedsanity.livejournal.com]

Should you do so? I may bite after all.

//voice

[ghg-chapel.livejournal.com]

I never doubted that!

But glad ta see you're alive... I guess.

voice

[edgedsanity.livejournal.com]

Better stock up on the gin, priest.